wendawyllawillow:

swordmaid:

WAIT A MINUTE.

king jaehaerys with his kingsguard

powerburial:

g4tzby:

“if this doesn’t work out ill just kill myself” has gotten me through all of lifes trials

slaying-absolute-penis:

greelin:

“not every character you love is trans” true. but most of them are. bi also

and autistic.

inthefallofasparrow:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

duncebento:

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

• barack obama
• misha collins
• travis mcelroy

flyinghellfish:

posttexasstressdisorder:

qsycomplainsalot:

powerjock:

cryptotheism:

“Thank you for the pasta sir. Hey look at my phone, check this uahh,, check this shit out.”

Obama, complete sloshed off red wine and pasta: now let me clear uhhhhhhh this laser is dope as hell

girlmostlikely:

sarahseeandersen: