david lynch lives under my floorboards

transfantasma:

When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible

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b0nkcreat:

this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark

angelicguy:

that popcorn you love so much? yeah, its going digital.
that butter you love to pour on it? in the cloud.
the kernels that pop so well? downloaded, on a disk.
the salt you shake on top, to give it that savory bite? youre gonna need to back it up.
that lovely crunching sound? its an mp3 now.
the wonderful smell of a fresh popped bowl? gonna have to log in first.
your virtual nightmare awaits….

thesadnessrabbit:

animentality:
If the WHOLE COUNTRY’S economy cannot work without the labor that UPS workers provide, than their labor is worth their demands and more.
No other conclusion can be rationally made from this information.

chimpanzeedotcom:

chimpanzeedotcom:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:
need the studios to cave to the guilds demands very immediately or tom cruise is going to have Free Time on his hands for the first time in 42 years we as a species cannot allow that to happen like this is what he’s like when he’s busy working every single day of his life can you imagine what would happen if he got BORED
ALT
oh so we’re just stealing amanda marisatomay bits now

hideokojima:

greatlordfluffernutter:
hideokojima:
are people allowed to say kys here
We’re allowed to say faggot don’t worry about it

jdeko:

smol-lizord:
Taking photos of snakes is a lot harder than you’d think 😂😭
i thought you were protecting their identity

milk5:

We go estremely hard on tuseday nights